Quotes from the Park

Posted by Richard Tue, Jul 11 2006 18:19

Here are a few quotes from visitors to the playground yesterday:

"you are a funny looking Daddy" (my daughter)

"I barely smell my feet" (a boy nearby)

"look how full my shoes are" (another boy in the sandbox)

"don't bury your shoes" (the boy's mother)

These were just too funny and I had to write about them.

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Kid Humor - Size of a Computer

Posted by Richard Mon, Aug 08 2005 22:27

This is a funny joke that was sent to me by my Mom. I liked it.
While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

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Quote of the Day

Posted by richard Sat, Jun 05 2004 16:36

"All this junk and nothing that works for me."
Suzanne referring to her basket of hair clips.

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Quote of the Day

Posted by richard Sat, Jun 05 2004 16:36

"Here's your hat, what's your hurry?"
Suzanne talking about a waiter.

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